Why cursing and swearing are friends... Posted by Another Boo Boo by Bachie , Friday, August 28, 2009 at Friday, August 28, 2009, in Labels: Emotions

WARNING: CURSING AND SWEARING AHEAD.


Now I finally know why the words "cursing" and "swearing" must come one after another - because they come naturally when a person gets freaking irritated and/or is in a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot of pain.

Following a really nice and relaxing manicure and pedicure treat from S yesterday, I thought I should give myself another treat by going for a 2-hour massage. Man! It turned out to be a 2-hour ordeal instead!

This massage has got to be the WORST one I had in my life. The masseuse was really heavy-handed. Every single one of her strokes either made me felt uncomfortable or in great pain. Now you must be thinking, "aiyo then tell her lah," Well I did and I told her many many times. I not only asked her to go soft, i also indicated to her many many times with my actions. I was practically curling in pain throughout the session.

Bitch! Asshole! I hope you fracture your thumb!

Now I have a headache because you squeezed my skull too hard.

So much for a relaxing massage. Hmmph!!

STOP SMILING TO ME, YOU FARKING BITCH! I'M IN PAIN!!!



P/S: I'm not scolding you. I'm scolding her. Bitch! Bahhhhh!