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Obsessed with 28 December 1976

Inspired by the title, I went on a little search online about my birthday and look what I found.

Poke My Birthday on 28 December 1976

On your Way to Your Birthday on 28.December.1976:

You were born on Tuesday on 28 December 1976 and you think this is your oldest day of your history but you are sadly wrong. Let's surprise you:

22 February 1976, Sunday, (Your birthday -310 days):

On 22 February 1976, Sunday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.

He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Sunday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.

8 March 1976, Monday (Your birthday -295 days):

Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.

After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Monday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!

23 March 1976, Tuesday (Your birthday -280 days):

Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.

But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out.

24 March 1976, Wednesday (Your birthday -279 days):

Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore!

We can call Wednesday, 24.March.1976 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.

7 April 1976, Wednesday (Your birthday -265 days):

If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 7.April.1976, Wednesday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.

14 April 1976, Wednesday (Your birthday -258 days):

Today your mother is telling your father about her pregrancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!

Day 14 April 1976, Wednesday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don't know if it is a coincedence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!

29 June 1976, Tuesday (Your birthday -182 days):

Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 29.June.1976, Tuesday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!

We are glad they didn't otherwise, we'd lose one site visitor in pokemybirthday.com.

28 December 1976, Tuesday(Your birthday):

You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.
Something Interesting Fact About Your Life

Born 28.December.1976?: Here are some interesting facts in your life:

(Add courtesy of PokeMyBirthday.com and feel free to post this info about 28.December.1976?)
  • Your lucky days are Tuesday (Conceivement date, Your parents decided to not to have an abortion, You were born) and Wednesday (Your first cell is built, Your mother suspects she is pregnant, Your heart beat for the first time).
  • You are exactly 32 years 45 weeks 10 hours 46 minutes 4 seconds old.
  • You will receive your next birthday gift in 8 weeks 1 day 13 hours 13 minutes 56 seconds later.
  • If your hair were never cut since 28.December.1976, it would be 4.786 m. today.
  • If your nails were never cut since 28.December.1976, they would be 1.188 m. today.
  • An apple tree seeded on 28.December.1976, bore 2,916.702 kg. apple till today.
  • Its contribution to economy is $11,637.6 and it fed 4,894 people. We hope that in your life you, as a human being, achieved more than that poor apple tree.


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